60000++ Status Quotes Collection

Sometimes I'ts better To be Alone.. Nobody Can Hurt You!

God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! :)

Last seen 1980! :D

Thinking holds what you feel, feeling drives what we think.

A friendship that can end never really began !

I dont have a lot of friends, I just know a lot of people.

A friend is someone who knows all abt u and accept u as u are.

Right‬ or ‪Wrong‬ doesn't ‪‎exist‬! When u have a ‪‎CONFIDENCE‬.

Life is Just a Journey.

Be bold to own your mistakes in Life, accept your faults and improve your personality.

I speak for what i see, I stand for what I Beileve. I strive for what i want.

When u love someone, even though they hurt u nd break your heart, you still love them with all the little pieces!!

World is small and life is short.. Spread smiles and share peace.

People who tolerate me on the daily basis! are real heroes in my eye.

Life goes on with or without you!

I hate fake people. You know what I'm talking about. Mannequins. :D

~ I am the circle, and the circle is me.

~ 24 Hours Online!

~ Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don't have.

~ Life is too short. Don't waste it reading my status.

Give thanks for a little and you will find a lot.

What is known in the heart doesn't always need to be uttered by Mouth.

Don't feel special. Some people keep your number in phone list just not to answer your call.

After all we all are stories in the end.

Sometimes the person you trust most is the one who trust you the least.

Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk just to be with you.

~ Some People Change Your Life, Then Leave Without Explanation !!

~ The most eloquent silence, that of two mouths meeting in a kiss.

~ Play the moments. Pause the memories. Stop the pain. Rewind the happiness.

~ I Miss you dearly my heart aches, My head is lost, I really miss you.

~ The Ones Who Are Crazy Enough To Think That They Can Change The World Are The Ones Who Do.

~ Romantice are people that had never seen the other side of the things.

~ I think I might be falling for you. I love who you are and every little thing you do.

~ Life doesn't get easier u get stronger.

~ Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.

~ Stop saying I wish start saying I will.

~ Love yourself love your day love your life.

~ Don't let a bad day make u feel u have a bad life.

~ I've got nothing to bo today but smile.

~ Life is to short to remove USB slowly.

~ Nobody can teach me who I am.

~ It doesn't have to be perfect to be beautiful.

~ Sometimes it's not about missing someone. its wondering if they're missing you

~ You know how you don't want to miss them, but you want them to miss you

~ Absence makes the heart grow fonder

~ Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart.

~ If we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

~ Dont talk if you dont have any good thing to say

~ A female can be your best friend and worst enemy. It all depends on how you treat her.

~ Remember, You are unique, but then again so is everyone else in this world.

~ Sometimes the right one for you is the one who was there the whole time.

~ If they can't swallow facts, let them eat fiction.

~ I think of you in colours that don't exist.

~ Alone doesn't mean lonely, lonely doesn't have to be alone.

~ Beauty is power, a smile is its sword..

~ We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are.

~ Classic book is a book which people praise, but do not read.

~ Cheer up, tomorrow will be a better day, just believe!

~ It might take awhile, but eventually you're going to find the good in goodbye.

~ When the past calls, let it go to voicemail.. it's got nothing new to say.

~ Play the moments. Pause the memories. Stop the pain. Rewind the happiness.

~ Romantice are people that had never seen the other side of the things.

~ The Ones Who Are Crazy Enough To Think That They Can Change The World Are The Ones Who Do.

~ Love is not possible without sacrifice, and sacrifice is not possible without love.

~ Love is when u have seen the best and the worst of sam1,yet u still love them for what they have..

~ True love doesan't have a happy ending. It has NO ending.

~ Call me crazy, but I'm madly in love with you and this won't go away for a while, so get use to it..

Sometimes you have to act like you don't care, even when you do.

You have no idea how much l like you. How much you make me smile, how much l love talking to you, or how much l wish you were here.

Guys who run girl's account on Facebook are the ones who secretly buy barbie and comb its hair.

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and its better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

Mujhe teri mohabbat ko sahara mil gaya hota.. agar tufan nahi aata kinara mil gaya hota...

Pluviophile: a lover of rain, someone who finds joy and peace of mind during rainy days.

Aarju honi chahiye dill me kise ko yad karne ki.. Lamhe toh apne ap he miljate he dost

Baharo phool barshao mera mehboob aya hain..

Saw a Chinese kid and a black kid wave to each other today. It gave me hope...for another Rush Hour movie...

They say what goes around comes around, passed a packet of chips and never came back.

Duniya main sirf 2 Chize Mashoor Hai, tere bhai ka Style, aur teri bhabhi ki smile.

Thanks to the words 'dude' 'bro' and 'man' I haven't said my best friends name in 10 years.

Tu hi ye mujhko bata de.. chahu main ya na..

Ye zami ruk jaye, Ye aasma tam jaye, Jab tere chara samn aaye.

If you make a boy laugh, He likes you. But if you make a boy cry, He loves you.

Bahut gurur tha sbko apni daulat pe.. zara sa zameen kya hili sb aukat me aa gye..

~ I told my parents I had my eye on a bike for my birthday. They told me to keep my eye on it because my arse won't be on it.

~ Finding friends that have the same mental disorder as you.

~ It can take me anywhere between 0.02 seconds and 3 days to reply to a text.

~ Sometimes it is painful to see that the people most appreciate is a false.

~ Girls with open messy hair, chubby cheeks, a dimple and spectacles.. Aww you look so cute.!

~ Opportunity tends to knock once, then it's gone...temptation, however, likes to stand there and lean on the damn doorbell !

~ Make your nature simple, the time will not be wasted.

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try.....

~ When a girl says 'dont worry about it' you better fucking worry about it.

~ You can't change how people feel about you. so don't try.. Just live your life and be happy

~ We both belong to each other, nature and myself.

~ Life becomes so much better when you decide not to care and just live for the moment and not let the drama bring you down.

~ Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

~ Nothing makes a room feel emptier than wanting someone in it.

~ You know you're in Love when you want to tell everyone about it, even if they haven't asked.

~ Happiness is when you suggest someone to listen to your favourite song and they also start falling for that song. Yeaaahhh

~ The Most Beautiful Smile Is When You Smile Because You Remembered Someone Special.

Last seen 1980! :D

God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! :)

I hate fake people. You know what I'm talking about. Mannequins. :D

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.

I love my job only when I'm on vacation.....

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

Life is Short - Chat Fast!

If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.

How can i miss something i never had?

Hey there whatsapp is using me.

Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.

Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call... Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!

Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.

You can never buy Love....But still you have to pay for it ..

If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I'll tell you more.

Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

When I'm a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I'm Driving I Hate Pedestrians...

Whoever says "Good Morning" on Monday's deserves to get slapped :)

Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.

Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..

I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!!

Save water drink beer.

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Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it

Always wear cute pajamas to bed you'll never know who you will meet in your dreams.

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me :P

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be "I left one million dollars in the...

I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.

My father always told me, 'Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.

Life is too short smile while you still have teeth...

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

If College has taught us anything, it's texting without looking :)

I'm Jealous Of My Parents... I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!

Here my dad comes on whatsapp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley...

Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

I Like to study.. Arithmetic - NO ... world history - NO .... chemistry - NO .... GIRLS - YES!!!

Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!! :P

People call me mike .. You can call me tonight.. :p

In Modern Politics, Even The Leader Of The Free World Needs Help From The Sultan Of Facebookistan!!!

C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping :)

Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)

Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.

People who exercise live longer, but what's the point when those extra years are spent at gym.

Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

It may look like I'm deep in thought, but 99% of the time I'm just thinking about what food to eat later.

Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you're going to die.

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

We are WTF generation .... WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook :D

Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL

It's been 70+ years, Tom. You're never going to eat Jerry :)

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. :)

There's like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world ... huh

Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't make a bad person.

I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough ;)

My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lolz

The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight :)

I am not addicted to WHATS APP. I only use it when I have time ....... lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time. :)

Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore.

The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is "Salary is Credited" :)

Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.

Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.

Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.

Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.

In bed, it's 6AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school it's 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:31

I wonder what happens when doctor's wife eats an apple a day. :)

GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.

I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep :)

Boys, if you don't look like calvin klein models, don't expect us to look like victoria secrets angels. (From All Bachelor Girls Association) :)

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

TODAY has been cencelled. Go back to BED :)

I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. :)

Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.

At least mosquito's are attracted to me.

Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you are so damn funny.

I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.

When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. :D

Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour's wife; And beer as COLD as your own. :)

My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lol

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either :)

Today's Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones.

I am sure I have a defective iPhone, I keep pressing the home button and I'm still at work.

A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

When a woman says WHAT? Its not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.

My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.

One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions :)

I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice :)

If time does not wait for you, don't worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.

If school has taught us anything, it's texting without looking :)

I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them :)

All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.Last seen 1980! :D

God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! :)

I hate fake people. You know what I'm talking about. Mannequins. :D

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.

I love my job only when I'm on vacation.....

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

Life is Short - Chat Fast!

If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.

How can i miss something i never had?

Hey there whatsapp is using me.

Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.

Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call... Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!

Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.

You can never buy Love....But still you have to pay for it ..

If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I'll tell you more.

Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

When I'm a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I'm Driving I Hate Pedestrians...

Whoever says "Good Morning" on Monday's deserves to get slapped :)

Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.

Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..

I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!!

Save water drink beer.

6 Peg Loading .. :D

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it

Always wear cute pajamas to bed you'll never know who you will meet in your dreams.

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me :P

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be "I left one million dollars in the...

I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.

My father always told me, 'Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.

Life is too short smile while you still have teeth...

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

If College has taught us anything, it's texting without looking :)

I'm Jealous Of My Parents... I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!

Here my dad comes on whatsapp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley...

Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

I Like to study.. Arithmetic - NO ... world history - NO .... chemistry - NO .... GIRLS - YES!!!

Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!! :P

People call me mike .. You can call me tonight.. :p

In Modern Politics, Even The Leader Of The Free World Needs Help From The Sultan Of Facebookistan!!!

C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping :)

Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)

Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.

People who exercise live longer, but what's the point when those extra years are spent at gym.

Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

It may look like I'm deep in thought, but 99% of the time I'm just thinking about what food to eat later.

Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you're going to die.

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

We are WTF generation .... WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook :D

Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL

It's been 70+ years, Tom. You're never going to eat Jerry :)

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. :)

There's like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world ... huh

Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't make a bad person.

I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough ;)

My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lolz

The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight :)

I am not addicted to WHATS APP. I only use it when I have time ....... lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time. :)

Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore.

The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is "Salary is Credited" :)

Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.

Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.

Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.

Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.

In bed, it's 6AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school it's 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:31

I wonder what happens when doctor's wife eats an apple a day. :)

GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.

I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep :)

Boys, if you don't look like calvin klein models, don't expect us to look like victoria secrets angels. (From All Bachelor Girls Association) :)

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

TODAY has been cencelled. Go back to BED :)

I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. :)

Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.

At least mosquito's are attracted to me.

Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you are so damn funny.

I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.

When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. :D

Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour's wife; And beer as COLD as your own. :)

My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lol

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either :)

Today's Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones.

I am sure I have a defective iPhone, I keep pressing the home button and I'm still at work.

A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

When a woman says WHAT? Its not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.

My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.

One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions :)

I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice :)

If time does not wait for you, don't worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.

If school has taught us anything, it's texting without looking :)

I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them :)

All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.